Rum Doings

Ok so the last couple of days i have been staying at a friends house for reasons unknown to mankind!

Now don't get me wrong I'm not an avid alcoholic and i do very rarely drink. mainly due to the fact that it just isn't financially feasible for me to drink due to my size ( I'm 6ft 4 ) it takes a heck of a lot to get me any where near " merry " should i say . Anyway at roughly 1 o'clock in the morning after having hit the galliano and lemon cocktails we had been making we decided to venture out for a midnight snack...... this can only end well.

Well it did believe it or not we not only managed to see a delorean!!! but for some obscure reason there were two lawn mowers lined up in someones drive way . Now i don't know why for whatever reason this may be the owner of these fly-mows had left these lawnmowers out in the driveway ! but TWO ! it was peculiar to say the least. and yes i know you are probably thinking..... this isn't interesting and no its not ! but drink 6 glasses of galliano cocktails ( retail price of 35 sterling at 500 ml a bottle) then this seems all the more interesting. so now you probably think I'm some stuck up posh boy that drinks from mummy 'n' daddies alcohol cabinet from crystal decanters..... well you'd be right ! i joke after having depleted 2 bottles of galliano and researching on where to buy more we stopped drinking it immediately ! i mean 30 pounds ! that's a horrific amount to pay. so we locked the cabinets back up and hoped that no one would notice the dust had moved from the disturbed bottles within. cue the cider drinking.

Do take note however. I do strongly recommend that at least once in your lifetime you save up buy a bottle of galliano and slip into a tweed dressing gown and slippers pour yourself a glass of 2/3 galliano 1/3 lemon juice on the rocks, slide into your wing backed leather chair, spark up the pipe and enjoy a moment of pure tranquility and i promise you every moment of that drink will be remembered. so to all you proles out there. if ever you aspire to find out what a taste of the Bourgeoisie may taste like. Now you know how, however you may have to remortgage your dog kennel take out a 3rd job to afford to do so. well if you cant do that then just add it to Jacqui Smith’s expenses I'm sure the tax payers wont mind... i know i certainly wont.

Rozzers

Well yes it has been a while, many apologies for those few that follow me, I promise you all I will try and keep these more frequent, but hey I'm not here to moan about my personal life and troll away at why I haven't been able to provide reading material for my avid followers.

OK so today I will talk about this picture, recently I rode in Richmond park , now it having been the first time I have ridden there I was UN-aware there was any speed limit in this park ( yes I somehow managed to miss the bright yellow road marking 20MPH and the sign post every 100 yards) but that's not the point. Now by law there is no speed limit on the road for a cyclist, "gasps" !!!!! yes we can speed , however we can be prosecuted for endangerment to others on the road as I found out. So back to the Richmond park bit. Along a flat I decided to tuck up on the drops of my bianchi and sprint away from my group, doing so meant I had to overtake 3 cars one of which was a police car. Sorry officer I was doing 40mph. Now don't get me wrong when the diesel zafira came roaring past with the blues and twos telling me to pull over I didn't argue whatever it was they were accusing me of ( yes for fear of prosecution) so I apologized and explained that it was my first time riding in the park, surprise surprise they didn't buy it, they very reluctantly sent me on my way

So for now I have managed to avoid prosecution for endangering others.....apparently I might hit a deer.....